1 Organoid Intelligence? Just Say No. Robert Hanna (Wikipedia, 2023a) Although the artificial intelligence movement, aka AI, has been around for more than 70 years (see, e.g., Turing, 1950), the recent and contemporary furor about AI has been primarily generated by the much-publicized invasion of the chatbots: Google’s LaMDA in 2021 and Bard in early 2023, Microsoft’s Sydney in 2021, and especially OpenAI’s ChatGPT in late 2022 (see, e.g., Hanna, 2023a; Chomsky, Roberts, and Watamull, 2023). But just when you thought that you were beginning to wrap your head around good old AI and the new chatbots, and could sleep comfortably at night dreaming of electric sheep (Dick, 1968), then a new, well-funded, and mind-blowingly—or brain- blowingly—revolutionary multidisciplinary research program in biological computing called organoid intelligence, aka OI, was published in Frontiers in Science in late February 2023: Recent advances in human stem cell-derived brain organoids promise to replicate critical molecular and cellular aspects of learning and memory and possibly aspects of cognition